• WiFi: connected
    • Me: then fucking act like it
  1. i-am-sashafart:

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.
Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

oh cute, a littl-HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

WHAT THE FRICKETY FRACK WAS THAT


fUCK
  2. whiteanglosexyprotestant:

peaceful times before the skeleton war
  3. i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

    ponies-n-things:

    I literally had to pause the movie and go outside

    if anyone does this to any animal i will light your house ablaze

    (Source: disneyyandmore, via sparrowgirlever)

  4. tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]
  5. patrick-stumps:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

    image

    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
    image

    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

    image

    (via sparrowgirlever)

  6. woodedmist:

    If you say “pumpkin spice” 3 times in a mirror a white boy will appear and start mocking white girls who have the audacity to enjoy something.

    (via ishipanythingthatbreathes)

  7. slayboybunny:

    if youre feeling like a big awkward fuck up who messes up everything just think about how if u were a character in a work of fiction sooo many people would see your perceived flaws as lovable and endearing character traits and how youd still be their favorite character to draw coffeeshop AUs of regardless

    (via sparrowgirlever)

  8. shippingtronnor:

    isafeye:

    Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

    1. help them order food when it’s too scary
    2. walk with them through crowded places
    3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
    4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

    and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

    this is too accurate 

    (via sparrowgirlever)

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